I didn't shave. On purpose
i would punch a child for taco bell
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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