YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just google imaged poop.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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