You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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