Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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