the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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