PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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