I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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