Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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