you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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