Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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