Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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