Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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