Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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