So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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