I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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