fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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