Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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