Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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