I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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