he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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