I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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