Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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