somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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