Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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