If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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