Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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