ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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