i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Someone came in the potted fern
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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