do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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