"it" just moved
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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