i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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