Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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