Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
two words: eviction party
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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