it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
