Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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