O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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