I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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