so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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