You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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