And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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