i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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