i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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