If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My vagina is officially offended.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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