I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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