never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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