I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
