As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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