I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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