i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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