turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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