He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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