THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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