He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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